Where the same shit isn’t fun all the time.

Buddy: Stepped out of most programmes.. just hangin’ back… Can siam one all siamed.. looking for transfer to HQ though.. just to have a look at how planning at that level goes..

Me: Cushy office job ftw

Buddy: Cushy. But not entirely without worries. Its freakin’ tiring.

Me: Ah well. Find me an easy job that pays well in singapore lol.

Buddy: I think I’m just looking to swap a diff type of shit. Change of shit, may make life a tad more interesting.

Me: It defs would, at least you’ll be entertained and pissed at the same time, rather than being bored and pissed

Buddy: Man. New revelation everytime we chat. I presume you still log things down. Write down that shit change shit thing!


Buddy: I just realised after 3 decades of my life, i have a problem with hyphens. Hy fucking phens!

Me: not your friend, that thing. At least you don’t use it all the time! Sounds like Hy fucking mens.
Which would make the previous sentence incredibly funny:
“I just realised after 3 decades of my life, I have a problem with hymens.”

Buddy: Log THAT SHIT. HAHHA


Here you go buddy, your reference for the future.

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