Buddy: Stepped out of most programmes.. just hangin’ back… Can siam one all siamed.. looking for transfer to HQ though.. just to have a look at how planning at that level goes..
Me: Cushy office job ftw
Buddy: Cushy. But not entirely without worries. Its freakin’ tiring.
Me: Ah well. Find me an easy job that pays well in singapore lol.
Buddy: I think I’m just looking to swap a diff type of shit. Change of shit, may make life a tad more interesting.
Me: It defs would, at least you’ll be entertained and pissed at the same time, rather than being bored and pissed
Buddy: Man. New revelation everytime we chat. I presume you still log things down. Write down that shit change shit thing!
Buddy: I just realised after 3 decades of my life, i have a problem with hyphens. Hy fucking phens!
Me: not your friend, that thing. At least you don’t use it all the time! Sounds like Hy fucking mens.
Which would make the previous sentence incredibly funny:
“I just realised after 3 decades of my life, I have a problem with hymens.”
Buddy: Log THAT SHIT. HAHHA
Here you go buddy, your reference for the future.
Well donr!
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